In the beginning there was this:

You can't always get what you want

But if you try you can get what you need.

These words kept ringing in my ears (as it would be expected)

so one day I started trying and I came up with a very satisfying solution

Where once before I thought it an impossibility now I saw

it as Great New Adventure:     

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You see, I am (I was) one of those people who couldn't imagine a life without bread, cheese, bolognese, schnitzels, chips, crackling, sweets, jams and chocolate, coffee, and beer wine and spirits.

One day though my tummy said: 

No More! We the underbellies are going on strike! 

And with that statement the factory started to shut down.


Oh no! I wouldn't want that! I thought. So off I went in search of allies and I had the good fortune to find a great healer: Naturopath and Kinesiologist Jacqueline Dekoke and with her help I came back afloat. 

Together we started "A Process of  Test and Eliminate"  and I began to see the light of day again. Lucky for me I always liked eating fruits and veggies, but from then on I enlisted them permanently to work for me and they, in return, liked me and stayed with me happily. 

Jacq gently told me there were some things that had to go but I took it upon myself to sack them drastically. I couldn't keep any of them. The whole shady family had to go. But to my surprise neither them nor I minded it at all. In fact I was all the better without them and they... well, they didn't mind at all because soon after that they found another host who gave them great accommodation and status and they now live happy together. I heard that since they moved out to live with a compatible host they changed their name too. Now they form part of the Nightshade Family and they operate within the law.

 But this was not the end of the matter. 

I also had to kiss goodbye the Bread Bros and the Cheese Sisters and no more "Sugar,Sugar" and "Fats Domino"

 The future painted quite grim at first, but there was even more to come.  No more trips to Beveragely Hills either. But well, as they say, when one gate closes a new floodgate opens and that is just what happened. I have been  blessed with delicious fresh and clean all Australian water. It is just like Manna, it falls from the sky, it comes out of our taps, is free and is the only drink that quenches one's thirst.  
What more can one ask for!

Do you realise how lucky we are?????